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dkcrooby said on: 2 October 2012 11:15

Damn photographer! Why couldn't he catch me doing the tail whip????????????

squeakycranks12 said on: 2 October 2012 11:27

Casual mid race run breakdance!

iansmith123 said on: 2 October 2012 11:59

That reminds me, I must get the next issue of moredirt.

kingster2404 said on: 2 October 2012 15:07

After leaving a ten foot crater in the ground, Derek realised he'd forgotten the parachute.

djcal said on: 2 October 2012 17:20

tired of cleaning your helmet? simply use new muc-off dirt scrub!

Laxin1 said on: 2 October 2012 18:28

It doesn't hurt after the pain goes away.

GendyMan said on: 3 October 2012 16:03

Who says dirt isn't comfortable?

lukeystrider said on: 3 October 2012 18:15

this rider got a bit peckish half way through his run and decided to eat some greenery

cains08 said on: 4 October 2012 10:31

tastes like chicken!

mega_waster said on: 4 October 2012 10:34

Moles are generally believed to live on a diet consisting of mainly earth worms, however this one has developed a taste for mountain bikers. Experts think the the mole was most likely driven crazy by the shear excitement generated by the sport.

mega_waster said on: 4 October 2012 10:35

Although out cold, Billy's legs continued to pedal for the finish line.

ridefluid said on: 4 October 2012 22:24

why the f**k cows choose to eat this s**t is beyong me

ridefluid said on: 4 October 2012 22:26

an extreme way to get 1 of your 5 a day

Brit-TV said on: 5 October 2012 17:17

"These goddamn nuclear explosions. I wish I'd bought a Nukeproof."

maverick270364 said on: 5 October 2012 17:19

i've tried "follow the dog" in staffordshire but this follow the Mole is pretty tough !

Rocket said on: 5 October 2012 18:20

Not wanting to break a nail, he decided to land face first!

Mart1983 said on: 5 October 2012 18:40

Mmmmmm dirt !!!! Lol

RyanHames said on: 5 October 2012 21:28

and here, we have a prime example of what some riders will go to to have a nutritious meal after not eating breakfast.

steve c said on: 6 October 2012 13:34

Attempting to counter the reports of DH courses getting easier and more 'peddly' the BDS has decided that mines will add to the excitement, and get the crowds back.....

o1i1 said on: 7 October 2012 11:33

I didn't want to win anyway!!

antop34 said on: 9 October 2012 14:14

The style judges were split on the decision - the face plant - to nothing was technically pulled off as he did catch up with the bike in the end...

mossy84 said on: 9 October 2012 20:53

stop ....... pyjama time !!!

scranwood said on: 10 October 2012 00:07

Dont you hate it when the strings of your mt biker puppet get tangled?!

spv said on: 10 October 2012 08:28

Nigel decided to ignore his doctors advice about riding his bike with narcolepsy!

dhrider96 said on: 10 October 2012 11:38

GOD MADE ME DO IT!!!!!

andrewk47 said on: 11 October 2012 20:00

i said down hill not go down on the hill

RESTLESS said on: 14 October 2012 13:10

My new sport..... MTB brake dancing!! :o\

climaxrider said on: 15 October 2012 08:08

Didn't realise the grass was greener on the other side.

but i can see this now!

speppy2316 said on: 15 October 2012 16:26

"and that kids is why you always wear a helmet when riding you bike"

pigman65 said on: 15 October 2012 20:00

I wish i'd bought that neck brace !

doddie said on: 15 October 2012 20:14

HEY! Someone dropped their contact lense.

Vraky said on: 16 October 2012 08:01

ICE-CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wythall1 said on: 16 October 2012 22:58

Should have gone to specsavers!

andyjonpage said on: 17 October 2012 15:14

"This isn't where I parked my car"

SingletrackMind said on: 17 October 2012 20:50

"Mooooooo!"

AngusMcIntosh said on: 19 October 2012 10:10

All of a sudden it dawned on Jonny... "My peak better not have come off. I can't finish my run with a bullet."

MTBrid said on: 19 October 2012 16:08

"Ooo a penny"

billywhiz040480 said on: 19 October 2012 19:21

Cough, splutter.....a tasty meal for a bovine but personally I prefer hospital food!

moatesy said on: 19 October 2012 19:48

oh look a penny!!!

Jayracer said on: 20 October 2012 21:24

taking the michael jackson song to literally

moatesy said on: 22 October 2012 14:05

oh look.... a penny

starfall said on: 22 October 2012 17:28

I'm sure my contact lense is around here somewhere

Superjeepee said on: 23 October 2012 13:34

Look no Hands!!! He Where My Hands?

shaunonabike said on: 23 October 2012 14:44

Dirt hurts!

shaunonabike said on: 23 October 2012 14:47

Jack and jill went up the hill to ride there little bikes,
Jack came down hit the ground now his dignity needs to be found.

mark@TR450 said on: 23 October 2012 20:19

I was thinking off those lovley boobs then bam here i am eating dirt , oh concentration why do boobs always come first !!

greenbadger said on: 24 October 2012 13:18

...everyday I'm schnuffling.....

WorkLessRideMore said on: 24 October 2012 18:39

Let DAZ try to get this dirt out my top then!

belter said on: 24 October 2012 23:08

Nah..last berm tasted better !

belter said on: 24 October 2012 23:12

Dr Bob did say... " narcolepsy could be a problem here"

belter said on: 24 October 2012 23:15

If only i had a pair of troy lee gloves to hold onto my bicycle !!!!

Be Something said on: 25 October 2012 19:57

I knew switching to SPD's would kill me. Oh look a penny!

Pembo said on: 29 October 2012 17:54

"I hope my bikes OK"

theclashkid said on: 29 October 2012 20:14

Ow.......................

DownhillDavies said on: 29 October 2012 21:58

Who knows? Dirt might be nice!

heeleyjoe said on: 30 October 2012 13:25

I could have sworn thats how Semenuk did it!!

EddieR said on: 31 October 2012 10:10

It went Sky Dirt Sky Dirt Sky Dirt and MoreDirt.

Norcogirl1224 said on: 31 October 2012 20:47

Dave decided to try the new unclip, crash and roll move that he'd seen Gee Atherton do in Mont Sainte Anne..unfortunately his went just as bad.

climaxrider said on: 31 October 2012 21:27

Ooo New shoes!!

climaxrider said on: 31 October 2012 21:33

His run is going so well he's Destroying......errrmmm.....his face!!

climaxrider said on: 31 October 2012 21:33

Ooo New shoes!!

skidmarkguy said on: 1 November 2012 23:11

my mother said i could be anything, so i became a cow

Paulze said on: 9 November 2012 11:06

"Narcolepsy" What a Bitch !